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pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.
do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.
To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.
When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.
Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!
Preston: Damn weirdo.
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Sometimes abbreviated as petdre, pet dreaming is a coping mechanism in which someone exhibits pet-like behaviors while keeping their typical human mindset intact. It is a form of pet regression.
Person 1: Can you put my food and water in bowls on the floor please?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I'm pet dreaming right now!
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another term for masturbation
"Hey jim what did you do last night?"
"I pet the tuna, Steve."
a pet in video games mostly try to help you in your quest or game like they boost your attack power, dps etc and if people are dumb they may sometimes sell there only pet to a scammer but there is one flaw to it *drumroll* you can get the same pet over and over again if your a pro
Jack: hey dude you got a rare virtual pet there
Alex: yea i grinded sooo hard for it and don't you DARE try to trade me
Jack: oh please just trad-
Alex: NO
Slang for one's own human children. "Flesh pet" is the antonym of "fur baby."
I gotta go pick up my flesh pets from daycare.
My flesh pet has a doctor's appointment, so I'll be late to the 1:30 meeting.