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feeling her up or playin with the cat
i made it all the way to 3rd base with her and she let me play petting the possum.
pet rocks are great for your lifestyle and will keep you company right until you well..um..die.
do you like my pet rocks? this is sarah, jim, and bob.
To do something that sounds intriguing, but is extremely dangerous, possibly life threatening.
When Evil Knievil told people he was planning to jump across the Grand Canyon in a motorcycle, someone could have said to him: "Evil, man, you're really going to Pet the gator this time.
Matt: I saw Preston petting the dog last night!
Preston: Damn weirdo.
Sometimes abbreviated as petdre, pet dreaming is a coping mechanism in which someone exhibits pet-like behaviors while keeping their typical human mindset intact. It is a form of pet regression.
Person 1: Can you put my food and water in bowls on the floor please?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I'm pet dreaming right now!
This is what you get when you’re too poor to afford a real pet
When a guy is so obedient and loyal to his girl/boyfriend, they are like a dog they can train and use.
Ben is so whipped, he's basically a man pet