plating the lamb

The "plating of the lamb" is: the wrapping of both legs behind the head by a naked female causing the vaginal region, specifically the labias and clitoris, to protrude in an open display of various consistencies that often resembles a small lamb attempting to suckle.

The display or, "plating," is often met with the most enthusiastic response at fraternity parties, tailgates and in the hotel rooms of married, Republican politicians.

I walked into the party to see Carrie plating the lamb. I wanted to vomit, but the guys seemed to love it.

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poop on a plate

1. a way to describe the way you poop on a plate
2. a way to describe shit food

"eww this is fucking poop on a plate"
"can i have the poop on the plate please .."
"damn you! you fucking pooped on my plate!"
"i hope its not poop on a plate :("
"c'mon.. lets poop on the plate"
"i cant poop on my plate :'("

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seafood plate

please

(from french "sil vous plait")

He: "Can I give you oral sex?"
She: " Yes! Seafood plate!"
He: "Yeah, I wasn't going to mention anything, but..."
She: "Oh! merci!"

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Pee Plating

when you pee in a shallow plate, freeze it, and slip the pee-disc under somebody's door in the middle of the night so that by the time they wake there is a pee puddle that they can't explain

When Jane awoke in the morning and went to get the paper she stepped in a wet spot and realized she had been a victim of Pee Plating

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Plate Bae

If you go to a party, and you fix a man a plate, and you’re not related to that man.

For the duration of time taken to deliver the plate and for him to eat said plate of food, you are considered to be in a relationship.

There she goes fixing a plate for that loser, Frank.
I'll bet she doesn't even know all she is to him is his plate bae. As soon as he's finished, he's gonna kick her out and call up her best friend. Watch!

When I moved into an apartment, this little girl who lived across the hall knocked on my door and presented me with a plate of cookies. She totally tried to Plate Bae me!

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Plate Condom

Very common among college students. A flimsy paper plate placed on top of a regular plate in order to benefit from the sturdiness of the ceramic plate and the disposability of the paper plate.

Ari: Here, have some chicken.
Pete: Wait! Don't forget the plate condoms or else we'll have to wash the plates after.
Ari: I know, but it doesn't feel as good when I eat with one.

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river plate

"Club Atletico River Plate".Is the most succesful argentine team of the 20th century.It has achieved a record of 33 championships(2008).It´s the only team in argentina´s professional football era who had won three leagues in a road, three times.It has always helped the national team by givin up players of high excelence such as gallardo, ortega, aimar, crespo, sorin, burgos, among others.

river plate

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