Random
Source Code
Random
"I was fisting my girlfriend but she was still thirsty, so I had no choice but to give her the pork roll."
24👍 6👎
When a hipster becomes overweight they develop what is known as a "pork belly". sometimes pork belly is used to describe a person who has glutted his or herself on faddish things to the point of compete overdose. Too much of a (formerly) good thing.
Brian's flannel work shirt would no longer button over his pork belly.
19👍 4👎
While frantically driving around in a vehicle with a partner and in need of a spot to engage in sexual activity with no options, decide to park somewhere to get the job done in desperate, horny situations.
Jim : Dude did you get it in at your place last night?
Ron : No man my mom was home and with no other places we went behind the church to park and pork.
15👍 3👎
When you wrap your hog in banana leaves, bury it in the sand for several hours, and then thrust it into your girl's hot dripping poi hole.
Since they didn't have enough money to go on vacation, C.T. and Jenn had a pork luau in the back yard.
15👍 3👎
a small chubby person with fire red hair, freckles, and milky white skin.
Damn, look at that pork muffin with the pokemon backpack. I'd like to take him to a family reunion barbeque and introduce him to my aunt gracie.
44👍 14👎
A pork roast is when a chick takes it from a dude (anally or vaginally), and at the same time she sucks another dude off. Similar to sticking two stakes into a pig at opposite ends and roasting it over an open flame.
syn. finger cuffs
"So this guy I knew was railing this chick on the couch in the living room and his buddy came up and wipped out his dong and said, 'so, what are you gonna do about this?' and she started sucking him off." - example
94👍 35👎
A police helicopter.
Derived from:
Police = Pigs = Pork
Helicopter = Chopper = Chop
"A pork chop is chasing an '67 Impala on the 405."
260👍 112👎