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When a women's wax job gets too close to her vaginal opening and she ends up with a bruised pussy lip.
Andy: What happened to your pussy?
Michelle: The new girl at the Pretty Kitty got a little to close to my pussy with the wax and now I'm stuck with this purple houdini for the next two weeks.
Andy: I'm telling mom!
The act of twisting one's penis until it's purple, then masturbating furiously.
"Yo, I'm straight purple jerkin right now."
"Last night I purple jerked so hard I popped at least 8 blood vessels."
The purple character is charismatic and alluring, but most likely only interested in themselves. They're imaginative, powerful, cunning, probably sarcastic, and most likely a villain or somehow aligned with one. They're not motivated by power, like Reds, or by intimacy, like Blue. They're quite selfish really but hey at least they're hot.
Person one: i love the blue characters, like Percy Jackson!
Person two: i like the purple characters... like Katherine from TVD. The ones that would stab me for chewing too loudly, ya know?
Person one: seek help...
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A hard rock band formed in 1968 that featured (in the Mk II lineup) Ian Gillan on vocals, Ritchie Blackmore on guitar, John Lord on keyboards, Roger Glover on bass, and Ian Paice on drums. Deep Purple is known best for their song "Smoke on the Water" from the Machine Head album. Other popular Deep Purple songs are "Hush", "Fireball", "Black Night", "Highway Star", "Woman from Tokyo", and "Perfect Strangers" just to name a few. Deep Purple are often considered the pioneers of Heavy Metal music.
Deep Purple is one of the few underrated classic hard rock bands that still churn out great sounding music that doesn't have that God awful "modern rock" or "nu-metal" sound.
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To be a herpel purple, you must be off-the-wall insane, amazing, life-changing, a great friend, real, a sexy beast, and super pretty.
Audrey is such a herpel purple!
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A magical creature that appears in your room when your high, takes your shit, and then runs out.
WTF, the Purple Donkey just came and took my sandwich, what an asshole!!!
The purple donkey is in my room and he's taking shit.
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