If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck.

An idiomatic phrase expressing that if something looks and acts a certain recognizable way, it probably is exactly what it appears to be.

"After the liquor store was robbed, a man was found leaving the scene carrying a gun. Did he commit the crime?"
"If it walks like a duck, looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's a duck."

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Quacked

To be bonked on head with the hard edge of a hat, typically a baseball cap when leaning in for a kiss.

My girlfriend told me to take my hat off because I kept quacking her.

It’s call a Quack because it’s a whack with the bill of a hat, and ducks have bills

The quill quacked the quilt quarter times

Quacked

Meaning not making sense. If something has you quacked, you don’t understand, similar to how you wouldn’t understand the way a duck is communicating.🦆

Jeremy: “Dude, do you understand that homework Mrs. Jackson assigned?”
Mike: “Nah bro, that bitch got me quacked with the way she teaches”

Quacked

To be 'quacked' is to see (or more likely shown) a video of a good beautiful girl but at the last second it turns out she has a penis. The reveal is usually accompanied with a cartoonish duck's quack, hence 'quacked'.

My bro showed me this video of this smoking hot chick and I was like "ooooweee!" But then she turned around and there was a big ol' cock n balls. Dude quacked me!

Quacked

Typically refers to the time in ones like when one realizes they are too old to be a "duckling"

Mr. Finch: AH! One feels like a duck splashing around in all this wet, and when one feels like a duck, one is happy.

His assistant: ooOOOooh dUCkliNgs!

Mr. Finch: Too old to be a duckling, quack quack

Mr. Finch has Quacked

Quack-fuckery

Any conspiracy theories or dis-information coming from Trump-tards and Q-anon followers

Can't believe all the Quack-fuckery still coming from these clowns.

bend a quack

Bending over when releasing a giant fart.

MAN#1: Look at that old lady, I bet she's going to bend a quack

MAN#2: No she's not, she just picking up her car keys.

OLD LADY: Excuse me young man, where are the toilets? I've just shat meself on account of the quack I just bent.