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When someone washes their hands prior to shitting but not following
Unfortunately I walked into the bathroom of the restaurant and caught the chef pull a reverse osmosis- apparently he didn't want to get my dinner on his asshole but had no problem with the contrary.
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a: One of a race of monsters having the body and legs of a man and the head of a horse.
b: A person, typically female with a very elongated head or face resembling a horse. See horseface.
"Dang look at Annie's hot body."
"Well the body is okay, but she is a reverse centaur!"
"Look there's another one! Their numbers are increasing!"
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When someone is accused of being a pervert, they then try to convince others that they in fact are not a pervert by accusing the original accuser of in fact being the true pervert.
Ohh you know Chase?? Well after the other night when he was being a pervert by cheesing in all those pics with my girl, he totally tried to reverse the perv on me in front of all our friends.......
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noun
: that thing people are always worried about where somebody might sneak up behind you and poop their poop directly up your butthole. A perfectly rational fear, and one which most people are worried about every day.
verb
: the act of committing the above transgression.
"One of our greatest thinkers once mused that it was a blessing indeed that once something passeth through the butt-hole, then truly is there no coming back. Though the ages have proven this optimism to be shortsighted, verily the world would be better were it so. Woe be unto us, sons and daughters of Mankind, for from the time we can walk until our final breath, the terrible specter of Reverse Pooping is never far from our collective nightmares. We wake from dreams made unsound by visions of Reverse Pooping, slink from our beds, and spend each day in furtive creeping with an eye turned ever rearward, lest we be taken unawares with Reverse Pooping. Truly, it is a reasonable fear, and everybody thinks about it pretty much all the time."
~ St. Ignatius the Wise, from the First Canticle of "Reverse Pooping Is a Real Thing, And You Should Think About it A Lot"
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A Reverse Greenwood combines several other well known deviant sex acts in one, resulting in pain and humiliation for one or both partners. In the Reverse Greenwood the male performs a reverse helicopter and then, while his penis is in the female's vagina, he inserts both testicles into her anus (double dongo style) and then deficates on her lower back.
Last night I thought that Mike was looking for something under the bed, next thing I know he pulled a Reverse Greenwood on me. It was warm and troublesome. I was humiliated, completely.
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Something that does not exist as it is literally impossible to be racist towards white people. Non-white minorities can be bigoted or hateful but NEVER racist for they do not have the historical power/pretext.
Reverse racism is a term coined by white people, overcompensating for their white fragility.
Some incorrectly believe reverse racism is supposed to refer to a minority race being favoured over the majority race (white people) but this is not racism in any way, shape or form; this is simply the modern times catching up with, eroding and eradicating white supremacy.
African American student gets a scholarship.
A white racist: I'm not smart enough to get a scholarship but I should get one because it’s reverse racism to give smart black students scholarships instead of dumber white students.
African American student: 'Ahh yes, white people are SOOOOOO oppressed...'
Intelligent person: don't mind that racist, it's not reverse racism anyway; reverse racism does not exist, there's simply no such thing.
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Reverse Jesus was born on Good Friday and died on Christmas day, when he was hunted down by three wise men for outstanding debts of frankincense and myrrh. Reverse Jesus turns wine into water, and kills YOU for his sins.
Reverse Jesus makes you forget how to fish entirely.
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