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Slang for rain
( aka crumbs of water )
Do you think it will be river crumbing tomorrow?
"In an interview with W Magazine, Joan Rivers compared plastic surgery to car maintenance, saying you have to do it every two years. But, even for a car, she looks awful!"
Saturday Night Live, ain't it grand.
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When someone takes a piss that is powerful enough to burn a hole in the toilet, it is called a "raging river"
1. Can be used to produce hydroelectric power
1. Tom, your piss is so powerful, it's a raging river.
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A shit small town with nothing to do but get pregnant in high school and play “spouse swap”.
There’s no grocery store but there’s two liquor stores so you know their priorities!
“Hey been to Gold River lately?”
“Hell to the fucking no.”
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-lead singer of what can be classified as "nerdy pop-rock" band Weezer
-hot Geek with strangely attractive sunglasses
Why do I like Rivers? He's hot. And he looks like my boyfriend. And I like nerdy looking guys. And did I say he's hot?
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A quaint drinking town with a kiteboarding problem.
Don't bother driving around Hood River in the summer, the place is overrun with hammered kiteboarders.
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A sexual fetish wherein either semen or urine runs down a woman's chest between her breasts, creating the image of a river running between two mountains.
mississippi river golden shower urine semen breasts
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