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Play with oneβs penis for sexual gratification. To beat off. To jerk off. Tug one. Male masturbation.
Iβll be in my room. I'm going to rub the stub.
I like to rub the stub in the shower.
My cousin walked in on me while I was rubbing the stub so I let her watch.
The act of a female rubbing her clitoris and vagina with a limp penis while the male is unconscious, leading to a chub or full erection.
A girl was horny after reading Fifty Shades of Gray, so she decided to Fun Rub her boyfriend's dick and got off while he was asleep. He woke up with a chub wondering what had happened to him. She was all wet and smiling.
Giving oral sex without your dentures in; using your gums
She gave him a velveteen rub, and he immediately left his wife.
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Beard rub: A formal greeting or display ofο»Ώ manly solidarity between two or more bearded men.
Can also be called a scruff hug, or a beard-bump. Commonly used for novelty, or to show that you, as a bearded man, are not fucking around. Beards are highly dangerous and anyone who attempts to use and/or get near one risks serious injury and/or death. Beard at your own risk.
Beard Rub happens when 2 or more suitably bearded men meet up and rub face.
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A '50 Dollar Tan Tan' is a another word for a person that goes to get an asian massage, in hopes that they receive a happy ending.
Friend 1: Yo dude, I'm going to spend fifty dollars to get an asian massage, lets hope I get my '50 Dollar Rub Rub'.
Friend 2: Dude... I want a 50 Dollar Rub Rub too.
Female version of rub one out; female masterbation.
So we saw Natasha last night- she was being so obnoxious that even that pussy-hound Rob didn't want anything to do with her. She totally thought she was gonna get some... instead, she had to gome home and rub one in.
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A term used to describe when two or more people are in whole-hearted agreement. Used in a derisive manner.
Person 1: The Lakers played so great last night!
Person 2: I know, Kobe did amazing, he's the best player of all-time!
Person 3: Will you two quit rubbing boners?
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