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A sexual act whereby one man expells his payload into the the behind of another man who has a poop "on deck." The man with the goodies in his rectum squats over the other man, who in turn pulls on this man's erect penis, mimicking the lever of a soft serve ice cream machine. The feces/semen mixture is released, just like a chocolate/vanilla soft serve ice cream! The act is concluded when both men yell, "Soft serve swirl, coming right up!"
"Wow, that sure was a nice soft serve swirl, Steve."
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yo u seen the new love live serve skit? shi got me dyin
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A political narrative that a Propaganda Con of a Republic wants you to believe in, and live your life by.
A Serv-Ative-Con talk show radio host will be on air today to assist you in understanding their view of the current political NEWS.
The hosting television broadcast propaganda con will promote a one sided political narrative . It is their goal to influence you and others to believe in a particular narrative for political gain.
A term of endearment of everyone's favorite gay friend; your daily conversation you have with your token gay friend
Oh my dear daily serving of fruit how I love you.
Dear friend, I miss you in my life. Sincerely, your daily serving of fruit.
A game where you shit in a cone in a circular motion to simulate soft serve ice cream. You then freeze it. Then your partner eats the shit as fast as they can without getting a brain-freeze.
Dude wanna try this new game ? You shit in a cone and eat it! It is called Chicago Soft serve.
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A con-serve-ative is Someone who is conned into serving a supposed representative who serves not their interests, but those of the corporations that employ them and market to them.
Anyone who votes Republican but is not old, rich, white AND a man is voting against their best interests, as the policies of that party are usually bad for the young, poor, minorities, and women.
A lot of lower and middle class laborers, mostly white and Christian, vote Republican because that party shares their racist, sexist, judgmental, war-mongering views. They fail to see that the Democrats look out more for the education, welfare, health care, environment, employment, and working conditions that affect them as much as they do their more liberal fellow Americans.
Republican voters are more likely to be con-serve-atives than Democratic voters because the Republicans do more than the Democrats in terms of deregulating industry to allow jobs to be taken from Americans to save money with third world slave labor, starting wars to invade and occupy countries to kill people for oil to support monopolies, and finding ways to make it legal for the rich to extract more from the poor with higher prices for goods and services for customers, and less jobs, lower wages, and less benefits for employees, all to allow executives, shareholders, and paid-off politicians to get richer faster every year.
Joe: Even though I make less than $50,000 a year as a plumber, and don't have a stock portfolio, I vote Republican, 'cause them fellers keep us safe from terrorists, keep them blacks from getting uppety, keep the women folk in line, protect the babies, save us from socialism, and don't waste money on silly things we don't need, like air, water, plants, animals, and health care for workers.
Dick: Joe, you're a con-serve-ative! Just because you think that someday your small business will become a profitable corporation doesn't mean that now, as a working man, you should vote for people who put profit above life.
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A shit that looks like soft serve ice cream that is so large in volume that it actually sticks up out of the toilet water forming a volcanic like peak.
My stomach hurt so bad from eating those burritos, I sat down on the toliet and made a volcanic soft serve.
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