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When hurricane Sandy hits your township causing you to wait on line for gas for 2-4 Fing hours.
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If you are in an area struck by a storm limiting delivery/availability of gas, after waiting in line for hours the gas station runs OUT OF GAS!!!!
I was totally gas shafted by hurricane Sandy.
When a penis is exposed in public for example a nip slip or an up skirt.
Did you see Justin Beiber's shaft gaff?
Yeah, his dick is so small.
The ability to put a condom on quickly and slip right in (vagina) with no time to waste.
Alan, I jumped in bed with Emily last night and was able to quickly slip shaft her like you would not believe.
When your partner shits on your penis as a outcome of anal sex or because of your fucked up idea of an kinky fantasy.
I let Anna Shit the Shaft to try and spice things up in the bed room.
When you get too hot so you lay in bed naked.
Mum: What are you doing?
Me- Just shaft-airing, Mum
It is when you put a knife on the end of your penis, then hit it with a hammer down into the shaft splitting it into two.
The man aggressively split his shaft in two therefore he has done shaft spliting
Usally when a big black dick goes into another mans butt and the man taking it in the butt is grabbing the big black dick and stuffing it in his ass himself .
Big Black Man: Hey peter wanna shaft stuff with my dick?
Peter: ohh ya I love shaft stuffing big black cock up my ass! Make sure to pull out and yargi all over my face!