protein shake

For one to nut in a girls mouth.

I gave michelle a protein shake for breakfast..

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Shakes and Fidget

A funny, entertaining, and visually appealing web browser RPG game. It originated from Germany and is rather new in the United States.

I play Shakes and Fidget about every day. It's amusing and fun to play.

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Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.

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Harlem Shake

The only time a bunch of straight guys can dance in their underwear and not be considered in anyway gay

Person 1: Dude why are you watching gay porn?

Person 2: No man it's a Harlem Shake video

Person 1: Sure...

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shake that ass!

-a great thing to yell out loud
-dancing style

SHAKE THAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She be shakin' that ass

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shake down

its what the cops do when they run up in your house without a search warrant, sometimes they arrest people sometimes they just wanna see if ya know anything

cops always harrasing me givin me the shakedown

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coffee shakes

The body-vibrating sensation you get after drinking 3+ cups of straight coffee. The symptoms can range from involuntary foot-tapping to vibrating like a back massager.

I had the coffee shakes so bad this morning I stuck my toothbrush up my nose.

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