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to strip or otherwise perform a sexual dance for monetary compensation
In reference to the viral internet story of a first grader's homework that appeared to show the child's mother pole-dancing for tips. The accompanying letter explains to the teacher that the drawing was in fact a deptiction of multiple customers fighting over the last snow shovel at her job at a home improvement store.
I saw Tracy selling shovels last night; I think she does it to pay for college.
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When a young ginger girl named slowly and unseductively beckons you forward with her high pitched voice while swinging a shovel towards your dick!! While hissing the names of pointless events that no one cares about!
Watch out here comes Amanda she is shoveling dicks
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Where a person has a tendancy to 'dig a hole' every time they speak, and continue to do so on a particular subject.
"Everything he said made him sound more and more convincingly gay. He had a serious case of shovel mouth!"
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The theoretical sexual maneuver of sticking one's penis up another person's nasal cavity, as if attempting to shovel out their brain.
Look at the size of that chick's nose, she's a prime candidate for the brain shovel.
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Where u dig your nose inside someones butt and dig crap out (mostly for gays).
Last night i totally Shovel Trunked my girl friend. gay
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bullshiting according Robert Perry of CVI
The guy from CVI was shovelling fog so high that we could not see our Argus runs
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a broom, also used to violate your college roommates genitals.
I am going to pussy shovel Marge.
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