shrooming

A form of BDSM where a male repeatedly wraps a rubber band around the bottom of the head of the penis in order to gratify himself. This action begins to shrink this area, making the head seem bigger and thus, making the penis look similar to a mushroom.

1) “Did you hear that Brayden got caught shrooming during class because he passed out from his circulation being cut off?”

2) “I’m sorry, but your father’s over-shrooming ultimately resulted in a blood clot which stopped his blood flow and killed him.”

Dune shroom

A mushroom found growing on a dune made of sand

Well I’ll be Joelly boy, is that a dried up dookie?

Noo, Elizabeth my girl, that is a dune shroom!

Shroom Cheeks

The red flush of the face after consuming shrooms.

Fred: Hey, Arthur, what's up with Theo's cheeks?
Arthur: It's the shroom cheeks, man, you just saw him consume them.
Fred: o ya

shrooms

dick that just pongs of musty fungus

Person 1: washing hands is basic hygiene etikette
Streets: hell fucking no
Person 2: His hands smell like tuna water
He who belongs to the Streets: Well dicks don't smell like fish
Person 3: Pee is ammonical and emits a fishy stench half ass
He who belongs to the Streets: Oh
Woman 1: Tuna + Musty dick

He who belongs to the Streets: °• •°

(.i.e. puts his hand near his crotch and whiffs. circles are the eyes and the black dots are his nostrils)
Woman 2 to everyone: Can you see the green vapors evaporating from his pants ❗❓
Woman 3: STDs❗
Woman 4: Clearly no one blows him. He for the streets
He who belongs to the Streets: *Sobs at the street corner*
Person 4: Smelly shrooms

Shroom

Made by a delinquent named Neon

Shroom is a fantasy creature called “Shromo” but can also be referred to as a Sqeem. This 2 foot little bitch can get away with many murders. He started off as a Knight that guarded kingdoms that were in peril. Yeah he got kidnapped. I don’t know where the fuck he is anymore. Hey I guess he’s a basement drug now.

Shroom is a pissy, aggressive, and ignorant motherfucker.

Note: Shroom is NOT a real person.

Shroom. He’s a drug you idiot.

No he’s not

Shroom

Non-binary friend who is most likely to be in to witch stuff
They lives mushrooms and therefore named themselve after one
They probably are fun to be around and move forests and nature

“This is my friend shroom”
“Hi!”
*eats shrooms*

Shrooms

Bad drugs.

He ate shrooms today. He looked dazed.