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a scholarly term used by high school teachers and college professors for term papers/homework meaning half the work you actually have to do.
professor: you have an eight page paper due next wednesday.
me: aw fuck!
professor: size 12 font double spaced
me: sweet only four pages!
They are here to protect you from wordthe terrible secret of space/word
We are the space robots. We are here to protect you. We are here to protect you from the terrible secret of space.
Magic mushrooms wrapped inside a rainbow fruit rollup in order to be consumed.
Tyler and I just ate some space burritos, see you on the other side.
A phenomena in which you are free floating in space in a pressurized space suit. You then stick your fully erect penis out of your suit and into space. Your entire body is then sucked out into space through the whole made by your penis, but the resulting sensation before death is the best hand job ever. Provided by Mother Nature.
Houston: "Make sure you collect enough moon rocks"
Astronaut: "Houston, we might have a problem. I'm getting a space job"
A very good game that can ubdoubtedly scare a guy
/girl shitless, after the first five minutes of gameplay
Man1:dude want to play Dead Space.
Man2:no way I heard Jake's pants were never the same afterwards
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the manly term for leg room in the back of a car.
I dont got any dick space, move the damn seat up!
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Space Elves often kill Sylveons, from the pokemon universe while yelling “You’re so smelly!!!” They also have an obsession with Text to Speech.
Space Elf: You're so smelly!!!
*smashes sylveon with a hammer*
Space Elf: So stinky...
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