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a band to not listen to when you are depressed.
Girl:
"hey that stabbing westward cd is pretty cool..."
Guy: "fuck you"
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Hym "You keep bringing up the hammer like ya boi didn't say he wanted to stab in the neck a guy. Does he need therapy or is he a psychological/philosophical genius? You tell me."
Iam *Snickers* "Hehehehehe..."
Hym "Oh? You liked that one?"
Iam "Nah, it's just that you guys are out of control. This really needs to stop. Lol."
Hym "So, yeah, that's allowed. I'm a genius. I'm glad you grew the beard back. Without it you look like the Gungan leader from the Star Wars prequels. Do the thing... Do the 'Hububububu' thing the space monster does."
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When a guy is getting head.
Friend 1: "How was that date last night?"
Friend 2: "Totally ended up stabbing face!"
Friend 1: "Nice." (accompanied by high five)
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Used to describe having sex with a hot chick who is passing by.
Look at that Jonny, I'd stab the bird.
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An impossible action where one stabs another with love.
Lo the Hoe: That just stabbed me in the heart.
Nurf Boy: It was a loving stab though.
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A stabbing action at a person who offended you or made a poor excuse for their absence. After stabbing them you can forgive them.
On the night of John's stag do his mate called up and said "sorry i can't make it". Stab@him, but forgive him. Stab-and-forgive.
On the night of a Huge engagement party so and so did not turn up, because of spam email apparently. Stab-and-forgive.
See also: stab@thee.
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When one shits on a plate, molds the feces into a knife, and stabs someone in the eye with the newly forged weapon.
Shat stabbing gave me pink eye!!
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