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When a solution is addressed in the most complicated fashion imaginable, and with the best of intentions, with the ultimate worst case outcome resulting.
I went to the library to print out the mapquest directions to my interview. My friend picked me up, and knew roughly where the location was. About halfway there we turned to the directions to find the exact location. After following themwe we’re back at my starting point. I had read to them the return directions. It was a Mike strike for sure.
When a man attempts to find his "soul mate" by trying to cum within the span of 3 pumps. If he doesn't, she's out.
man, he was out cold within 3 strikes, she must be the one
A team of crack Police Officers based in Australia, named after their favourite non-alcoholic drink.
The origins of the team are a mystery however it is rumoured the team was created as an Australian sub-section of the Avengers Initiative in order to fight super-villains.
The team consists of around 10 Officers, all of which are only identifiable by a personalised patch they each keep in their possession.
The team is known for excessive violence, high arrest rates, lifting, sexual antics, and drinking excessive amounts of alcohol.
Admission to the team is by invite only. You are not invited!
John - "Mate, did you see how bad that guy was towled-up during that arrest?"
Dave - "Relax bro, that's a Strike Force arrest, old mate is lucky he's not dead."
John - "I can smell alcohol on them."
Dave - "I said RELAX BRO!!!!"
The King's Strike is when you burp and fart at the same time
A:"oh man! what's this smell and who made that horrible noise?"
B:"It must be Francesco: he just pulled a King's Strike!"
Copyright strikes are warnings given to YouTubers for playing a song that is copyrighted or using copyrighted content.
A strike given to YouTubers for one of the three reasons:
- Stolen content
- Someone playing "ITS RAINING TACOS" and being an annoying little rat that you want to stomp its skull out
- Your channel being hacked and YouTube having no common sense
YouTuber: STOP TACO SONG IS PLAYING I'LL GET A COPYRIGHT STRIKE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
When you are having anal sex and the bottom didn't douche correctly and you end up with shit on your dick.
"Damn, that guy was hot but it couldn't finish after striking oil and smelling shit. "
Pretty kick ass game, as long as you don't get too hooked up on it.
Be a PUB god. (one who does not take the game seriously, only plays for fun.)
Treat it like old school UT.
Person1: Hey dude, wanna play some CS?
Person2: Sure man, lemme just get "persons 3-6" and we'll chill.
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