Sweaty Cosby

To receive oral sex whilst depositing feces into a lavatory.

Basically, getting head while taking a shit.

The idea spawned when a young man asked himself "What is the best feeling in the world?". Torn between the feeling he got right after he unloaded a pile of poo and an orgasm, he decided to combine the two into one mega satisfying sensation.

-(Guy#1) Man I gotta shit like a muhfucka but I wanna get some dome from one of these hotties.
-(Guy#2) Well shit, yo, hit up a Sweaty Cosby on deez bitches!

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sweaty lester

When you are sexing a girl in her behind hole, and your bonus ball slap goes and gets stuck in her vagina (one or both balls). It comes out juicy.

bernard: hey peter, do you remember Barry with one ball?
Peter: yeah. We called him "One Ball Barry"
Bernard: I bet he has a gold medal in sweaty lesters.
Peter: Hell yeah.

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sweaty nigger

a shot of alcohol drank by Chris S, Steve W, and Al Z who mix 1 shot of blackberry brandy with 3 dashes of tobasco sauce. A tradition shot of Wisconsin and Flagstaff, AZ

I got hammered last night after putting down all those sweaty niggers

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Sweaty Sock

Linked via rhyming slang to the term JOCK a person from Scotland

Those sweaty socks are no better than a bunch of Tartan Tranny's

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sweaty booch

excessive sweat in the butt crack. Moist and warm ass crack usually visable through a pair of shorts or pants

I got into my car and sat on the leather seat when the temp outside was 100. Instant sweaty booch

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sweaty fuck

when all parties involved go at it long and hard, and get covered in their and other(s) sweat, bodies then proceed to slide easily across one another

we need to go take a shower that was one sweaty fuck

Can we do it in the shower?

absomotherfuckinglutely

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Sweaty monkey

When one drags his nuts across the scree of an unattended cell phone of either an unsuspecting victim or arch enemy.

That prick left his phone on his desk, so I gave him the sweaty monkey.

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