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Certified User of New Technology

This is an acrostic term for cunt. Used mostly in technical environments

The boss broke our servers and made me stay late to fix them, he's a Certified User of New Technology...

by silvaplom June 4, 2010


Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020


Morris County School of Technology

A private-public vocational school in Denville, New Jersey. MCST students are some of the brightest, most gifted students in Morris County. A high school that is on par with any prep school in the area, both in terms of quality of learning and respectability, MCST is one of the greatest hidden gems of Morris County. Offering academies in Health Care Sciences, Business and International Finance, Culinary Arts, Visual and Performing Arts, Networking, Child Care and satellite branches in Law & Public Safety and Math, Science and Engineering, MCST has something for everyone.

Morris County School of Technology,

The Morris County Vocational School District, the source for state-of-the art professional and technical education, will provide all students with academic and technical skills, civic responsibility and exploration in partnerships with business, labor, industry and post-secondary institutions.

by SchoolReview123 November 2, 2010

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Carver Center for the Arts and Technology

A magnet school in Baltimore county, MD. Contrary to popular belief, Carver is not full of artsy-fartsy melodramatics. Instead, we have intellectual students who also have an artsy strength. Sports teams have the highest average GPA in the county and we have the best studio arts program in the entire world among similar-size high schools. Selective but not full of elitists, even though we have won so many awards and recognitions it's worth being proud of.
Primes: Dance, Voice, Theater, D&P, Visual Arts, Literary, Cosmetology, Culinary, Business, Carpentry

"Where did you go to high school?"
"Carver Center for the Arts and Technology, in Towson."
"Really?! That's so cool!"
"Definitely, it was such a great way to get ahead in dancing/theater/culinary/etc."

by ccatgraduate September 22, 2008

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Morris County School of Technology

One of the most prestigious up and coming schools in New Jersey. Despite becoming a full time school in 2005, the school already has graduates attending Ivy League schools. A Vocational School that is quickly proving that "vo-techs" are not a last resort for losers and drug addicts, Morris County School of Technology has an impressive staff and small class sizes that offer a private school education for a public school price. Offering a wide range of academies, from The Academy of Culinary Arts to The Academy for Visual and Performing Arts to the Academy for Business and International finance and Health Care Sciences, MCST challenges the preconceived notions one has of a "vo-tech." The school has two branch academies, Law and Math, Science and Engineering. The Math, Science and Engineering academy scored the highest average SAT score in the country in 2010. Overall a school that everyone loves to hate and every student will always remember.

Middle School Student 1= You going to go to Delbarton or Seton Hall?

Middle School Student 2= I think I will go to Morris County School of Technology to major in Business and International finace.

Middle School Student 1= That sounds like a good idea, but I don't like business. I do want to be a doctor though.

Middle School Student 2= Then go to MCST and major in Health Care Sciences

Middle School Student 1= That's a pretty good idea, let's go to MCST and avoid snobby kids.

by MCST9 October 31, 2010

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New Jersey Institute of Technology

18% Women 82% Men. 85% of them will make more money than you. 80% automatically realize that the value of 85% equals 17/20 of the student population.

Most common majors: Engineering, Computer Science, and most shunned and looked down upon major of Business and Technology (99% athletes, 1% idiots)

Introverted. Awkward. Intelligent yet clueless. Both white and black races are minorities to the Asians and Mid East populations. Most people, especially professors, can’t speak fluent English, but since numbers, mathematical operations, and physics laws are universal, this is not seen as a problem. Most of these black and white minorities attend Stevens solely for athletics and make up most of the “normal” student population. The majority of this tech school only leaves their dorm rooms and video games to check their mail for new computer and video game merchandise and to attend LAN parties. If you’ve never heard of a LAN party, you have never been to "NJIT". (It is a gathering of geeks/computer gamers for the sole purpose of playing Mutlti-player games over a network…and to view porn.) Most of these typical engineers can’t hold a normal conversation, let alone make a friend other than their most trusted and valuable companion…their thumb drive, a USB mass storage device.

Although a completely lame school, it is located in the fun and beautiful city of Newark. (exaggeration) But its 15 minute train ride to NYC.

I just saw this girl and rated her a 3 out of 10. Once she stepped onto the New Jersey Institute of Technology campus, she immediately jumped to a 9 out of 10.

by JohnnyJohn Stamos June 23, 2010

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RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology)

1) A school in New York which steals your money and uses the money they stole from you to formulate new ways in which to steal more of your money.
2) A school in which none of the men leave their rooms due to playing WOW and beating off, yet complain constantly about the lack of attractive, single women on campus.
3) A giant wind tunnel which will quite literally sweep you off your feet or leave burns on your face in the winter time.
4) A place in which sleep does not exist.
5) A place in which people literally string themselves out on caffeine, sleep deprivation, and stress to the utter breaking point, at which time they are informed that there was no need for stress at all or that they failed in their attempts any way.
6) A college where learning doesn't matter.

Man, that's RITarded...
Sleep? What's sleep? This is RIT (Rochester Institute of Technology), there is no sleep.

by aurorarit2882 May 2, 2010

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