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diary tennis

The tedious practice of trying to find a mutually viable date for a meeting between two busy people.

Nick is free on thursday at 3pm
That's no good for Neil. How about Friday at 4pm
No chance. Nick has family time scheduled
Uh oh, this is turning into the usual game of diary tennis.

by clarebear81 March 16, 2011


Tennis Ballist

Being racist or having a problem with tennis balls

I think that Ethan is being Tennis Ballist

by Magic04 October 14, 2019


tennis-tard

An individual that engages in 'special event' competition, but under false pretense, without injury, incapacity or disability.

Holy shit! Did you see the end of that match? The fuckin' winner--midget, paraplegic hopped outta his wheelchair, high fived his partner and JUMPED over the net after securing victory against that other dude with the spit cup, cervical collar and adult diaper. It was truely magical.
UMMM, NOPE. That guy is a tennis-tard; he may be mentally challenged, but he's not stupid!

by YAWA April 11, 2022


scrotum tennis

when you are playing tennis with you and your boys scrotum

Hey Jake, up for a game up scrotum tennis later with the boys?

by niggerswillburninhell February 21, 2019


Posting Tennis

When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.

Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis

..............

by Tommy172 October 27, 2011


Table tennis

Its actually called ping pong

i love playing table tennis (ping pong)

by Cthuulhu April 19, 2023


burp tennis

a very fun and at times strenuous game where the two competitors engage in a tennis match but with imaginary rackets and they use a burp as the ball.

"hey henry how about a round of burp tennis?"
"sure hilsie, BURP!"
"BAHHHHHHHHHHH"

by guillotinequeen February 23, 2009

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