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A temper tantrum made by someone deemed as acceptable as it is made by a 'professional' tennis player.
Did you see Nick Kyrgios' tennis tantrum last night?
Tennis ball but better as its a bal
"Do you have a tennis bal ?"
Guy 1: Wanna play Badminton?
Guy 2: You mean Bitch Tennis?
When you are sat on the sideline of a tennis match and a good rally gets going. Then you head begins to bounce from side to side keeping up with the play until you a) give up and rest or b) are finally relieved by the players.
"Morning Jane, I have woken up with an awful neck cramp."
"Well what do you expect John. You were watching Murray yesterday. You have tennis head!"
or
"I love watcching Roger Federer , he always gives me great Tennis Head!"
When two or more members of an Internet Forum post back and forth trying to express their opinion on a subject. The conversation turns into a posting war and the discussion usually ends up going nowhere.
Poster A: My opinion is that Xbox is better than PS3
Poster B: No I don't agree, PS3 is better
Poster A: Are you crazy? you're so wrong
Poster C: You two are both wrong, Wii is better than both
Poster A: You're joking, right?
Poster D: This is turning into a game of Posting Tennis
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someone who travels in a pack, is extremely lazy off the court, likes to fuck around, and plays tennis a lot. Daily routine is wake up, check social networks, play tennis, eat out, then troll in hotspots like a mall.
YO duuude you're such a tennis bum all you do is play tennis and eat.
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