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Last defined from the legendary, Ricky Powell, it‘s another word for Seltzer or Sparkling water.
Scenario 1:
Patron walking into a bar in downtown NYC: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Bartender: “Coming right up!”
Scenario 2:
Person walking into a house party in Maryland: “Aye I’m thirsty, could I get one Jewish champagne?”
Person at the house party: “The fuck you talking about?”
When someone is get krunk off top shelf liquor while everyone else is drinking "poor mans beer"
Sally walks into the party and notices that David is sippin on grey goose out of crystal glasswear while everyone else at his party is holding solo cups with milwaukee's best from the keg! She says, David you're Jewish Wasted!!!!
When ur a Jew with a tinder account but deny both.
Dylan: Yo Buddy get off Tinder!
Jewish Ben: I’m not on tinder! I have a gf.
Dylan: sure bro but ur also a denying been a Jew. It’s okay we love you.
After performing sexual intercourse with a female. The male removes the latex condom and pulls it over the top of his head like a yamaka. With the used rubber on his head he is performing the act of wearing a Jewish hat.
“After fucking the shit out of my girlfriend last night. I put on a Jewish hat as my crown of sexual victory”
1. Very hot girls.
2. Very smart girls.
3. Very cheap girls.
4. Girls from Israel
5. Girls whose Mother is a Jewish girl.
1. Check out that Jewish girl, she is hot!
2. I love Jewish girls.
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A big bill such as a $20 or a $100 wrapped around a roll of $1 bills in order to make it look like more money than it actually is.
I owed Don Giovanni 15 G but didn't have time to come up with the money, so I tossed him a jewish bankroll wrapped up in a c-note and got the hell out of there before he knew what hit him.
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Dude she was a good waitress, why are you giving her a jewish tip?
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