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a person who takes all the glory for himself.
Bernard Montgomery from the movie, "Patton", is a glory hog.
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_________ performed by a junkie in exchange for heroin or another illicit drug.
"Two months and no shower, cigarette-methane fog and if you ever need it, I give mean horse hog." - Jerry Cantrell, "Pig Charmer" Degredation Trip
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A steroid raging jerk who takes all the 45 pound plates at the gym leaving only 35 and 25 pound plates for everyone else. These tank top wearing, slightly over-weight, ego driven plate hogging jerks typically try to lift 450 pounds (improperly) while breathing heavy and moaning to get the attention of girls who laugh at them. These creatures may or may not be Italian guidos much like those seen on jersey shore.
I wanted to lift today but some plate hog had all the 45 pound plates so I had to wait.
Uh oh, there are a bunch of Italian guidos at the gym today. Plate hog alert!
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a term used for the exact moment when your turd begins to exit your ass but you squeeze your cheeks together to make it go back in, only to find moments later, it starts to sneek back out, much like a ground hog sticking it's head out to look around.
"Damn, where the hell is the bathroom?! I feel like I'm ground hogging!!!"
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A TERM USED MY PEOPLE WHO RIDE HOGS, AKA FOR YOU PUSSY LIBRULS A MORTORCICLE.
BARB LEFT SO I FIGURED CRANKING THE HOG WOULD HELP GOBBLESS
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A term used to describe the foreskin on an uncircumcised penis.
Old Jenna was telling me she got railroaded by our buddy Bill, and when he finished, Jenna peeled back his Hog Hood to clean the excess load. Bill is lucky it was Jenna who used her Jism Juicer to clean it, she’s an expert who uses no teeth!
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Hog Cutter. A dry gin martini cocktail garnished with a piece of bacon. The bacon is often rolled and skewered with a cocktail pick.
In a Hog Cutter, the savory flavor of bacon goes very well with cold gin.
Gin cocktails can be garnished with olives, onions, or bacon as seen with Martinis, Gibsons, and Hog Cutters respectively.
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