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A slang term for Brugmansia/Angels trumpet,a plant that can have you tripping balls.It is realated to datura,only less
potent.
Dude1: I gave my friend some trumpet weed and now look at him.
Dude2: Dude he's in for a long trip.
Friend: Look at that giant mouse with a paper hat.
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The turgid, erect male phallus
With a quick thrust his Spunk Trumpet entered her lips and she blew and blew until her undies fell down.
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1. A phrase that has grown popular after an advert for The Natural Confectionary Company featured a gummy bear, voiced by Matt Berry, shouting it at a gummy snake for little or no reason.
2. A statement often made at the point of orgasm.
1. Gummy Bear: Bring on the Trumpets!
2. Male: Oh God, I think I'm about to come
Female: Not in my hair plz
Male: BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
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used to express extreme disapointment in a situation...
ted- hey bill did you know our physics final is tomorrow?
bill- Oh monkey trumpets! I forgot!
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Slang term for the male genitalia.
Hey bitch, play my dude trumpet
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the nickname given to a person, during masturbation, whos reproductive organ emits a sound similar to a blaring trumpet to display his sexual arousment to others
Ken, you crotch trumpet, make your cock shut the hell up! I've had enough of that shit for one night!
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When your eating a bitch out and she quiefs in your face
This one time at band camp, I was eating out this Disney loving whore and she face trumpeted all over my face.