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The sensation of feeling so full, you're having difficulty moving and your stomach is so bloated it is sticking out like a hump.
"Man, I'm so full I'm beached on this couch like a humpgut whale"
If you're in class or in an important, quiet room then your stomach pulls it's special move known as the dying whale, your stomach starts moaning in a way that can only be described as a dying whales last moans.
It causes embarrassment as it only happens in inconvenient times.
So, always make sure you have plenty to eat or your stomach might go dying whale on you.
Whilst I was in class, my stomach tried to pull a dying whale on me, I was leftmortified and humiliated as I felt my inner dying whale let it's voice be heard.
1. An morbidly obese prostitute
1.Man I: "Whale Ho!"
Woman I: "Did somebody just call me a whale?"
Man I: "And a ho!"
The logo of the microblogging service Twitter, displayed prominently on its error page signifying server overload. Fail Whale is a common occurrence.
I wanted to submit twits for this day, but all I got was a Fail Whale.
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Fat white woman or a group of fat women. Also known as a pool of fat white women. Beluga whales always roll in groups.
Billy: Damn, look at all them fat white girls.
Steve: Shit, those is some Beluga Whales. AKA B-Dubs.
Billy: Well them B-Dubs is lookin' at me like they wanna eat me.
Steve: They must be hungry.
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Large Creatures to have evolved into feminists and try to mate at anti Trump rails with there screams of hate.
Man she's a big Beluga Whale I have never encountered one so up close, I was afraid she was going to accuse me of rape.
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A whale who recently had sex and is currently completely filled with sperm from the other whale.
Look mommy, there's a sperm whale over there.
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