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Death Bears are stuffed teddy bears and or other various stuffed animals that are left at a location where someone has died tragically - usually as the result of homicide. They are almost always affixed to a tree, utility pole, fence or street sign near or at the crime scene using nails, wire, twine, string, or ribbon.
Death Bears are often accompanied by empty liquor, beer, wine or champagne bottles including, but not limited to, 1800 Silver Tequila, Grey Goose Vodka, Seagram's Vodka, Skyy Vodka, New Amsterdam Vodka, Remy Martin, Hennessey, Moet, Boone's Farm, Steel Reserve 211, Magnum and Colt 45. Custom made "Rest-In-Peace" (R.I.P.) style t-shirts bearing the victim's photo, candles, balloons, personal knick-knacks and sometimes actual police crime scene tape can also be present with Death Bears.
Death Bears are left by family members, relatives, friends, acquaintances, neighbors and sometimes complete strangers in remembrance of the victim in the form of a memorial shrine.
"Man, I wish the city would send someone out to clean up all those Death Bears that were left on the corner last week after that gang-banger got smoked in a drive-by."
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A species of bear that is super cuddly that plays COD and masturbates frequently.
Husband: Honey is that a V-Bear?
Wife: No, it couldn't be.
Husband: No, I am pretty sure that's a V-Bear
Wife: How do you know?
Husband: Because that bear is jacking off!
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a mom who can be cuddly and lovable but also has a ferocious side when it's necessary to protect her cubs. can be biological mom, or the head of a group.
can also apply to conflicts within groups, say between siblings or best friends, when the bear steps in for love of both of them.
"Blessings on your new year... your new classes... your interviews...
xoxoxo
Mama Bear"
-direct quote from an email
"Well before you date Anna you have to get approval from mama bear SaraJane"
"I told my mama bear I cried about what they said at school, so she met with the administration and then I transferred"
"Mama bear's give the best hugs"
"Sounds like my siblings are picking on each other again, o wait, there goes mama bear, nevermind"
Love you mama bear! Happy mom day!
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A young girl who seeks male pleasure from old men, she will nail/hook up with anything that has a penis. She is really bad at talking dirty and every sexually thing that she says includes her "Soaking Wet Juicy" which is not fully developed yet.
Dude the bear texted me saying that she wants me to "Stick my throbbing cock inside her Soaking Wet Juicy Pussy"
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A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.
Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.
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About the worst thing you can possibly imagine. Being fucked by bears never ends consensually, no matter how it starts.
Phrase popularized by the character Bubbles on the hit Canadian mockumentary "Trailerpark Boys"
Bubbles: I mean they could be lost, or there's a distinct possibility that they've been fucked by bears.
Julian: I'm starting to think that something went terribly wrong.
Bubbles: That's what I'm saying, maybe they got fucked by bears.
Julian: No, something worse.
Bubbles: What's worse than getting fucked by bears?
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