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a disgusting concoction mistaken for food in the prison system.
the jailhouse burrito is completely unrelated to an actual burrito, and contains none of the same ingredients; one is to assume it is named for appearance.
to make a jailhouse burrito, 2 - 3 bags of doritos are crushed and mixed together in one bag with a chopped up slim jim and a sauce to alter flavour (ketchup, mustard, hot sauce, soap, potato vodka, etc.). a small ammount of water is added (about 1/4 the bag), and it is sealed up and allowed to sit.
after a while, the water causes the crushed-up doritos to expand, encompassing the other ingredients and holding them static in the loaf (burrito).
the bag is cut away with a shiv, revealing a dorito-bag-shaped, salty dorito-based loaf with a similar appearance to a large wet burrito.
it is truly sickening, and can cause diarrhoea in a stomach that is not accustomed to the atrocious food eaten by prisoners.
not recommended to be tried by free humans.
or animals.
(this is a real recipe)
Tank sold Toofless-J to Hector for one of them bad ass jailhouse burritos he's always makin'.
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1. when all the stuff inside a burrito sloshes out onto your pants and you start raging
(it only works if you paid more than 7 dollars for that burrito)
guy 1: "ack! its a burrito blowout!"
guy 2: "Hey ur getting it all over me"
guy 1: "YOU! EMPLOYEE! gimme a refund!"
employee: "no refunds"
guy 2: "gimme some new pants or i call teh poleez on you"
*guy 1 runs away*
*employee takes a stress leave*
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When banging a chick so hard in the the butt she cries.
Guy- "dude, ima give this bitch burrito tears!"
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When a person is rolled tight in a blanket with their arms at their sides and they are unable to move, with only their head exposed. Once the person is rolled in the "burrito" they are then smothered with a large quantity of semen.
Dude, last night i put my girlfriend in a smothered burrito. I just rolled her up in the blanket and blew a fat load right on her face. it was awesome!
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Burrito Day (n) – A day in which all men consume burrito’s in order to gain supreme and often super human strength and intelligence. Once dismissed as a myth, a small cluster of men were found to still perform the ancient act of burrito day in Sydney, their feats are often covered in documentaries by film makers brave enough to step into their territory
I do not want to eat breakfast because it is Burrito Day.
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relating to strawberry taco; the result of blood on a guys dick after he's had sex with a chic on the rag.
dude, i was hittin it last night, and the chic totally gave me a strawberry burrito.
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a thing, person, or place that is considered neat or fun
Wow, did you see my neato burrito watch
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