When pizza parlors give you less sauce and cheese because of the recession and your pizza increasingly becomes more bread than topping
Excuse me, Tony, could you put a little more sauce and cheese on this pizza? I seem to be experiencing crust creep here!!!
Dry dirty cum around your bell end. You can peel it off like your dead Nans dry skin on her clit. Cheesy man crust
Your Dad has cheesy man crust
A expression often used by people in a Christian environment as a term of expressing frustration or surprise while not offending Christians or actually invoking the lords name.
"Ah! Jeebus Crust that hurts like hell"
moist ointment for your crustiness.
Can you pass the crust paste? My weave is getting crusty again.
Butt-crusts! What can we say about butt-crusts, really??
Well, much like the dough-stuffed pizza junk that we all love to eat... Butt crusts are the oh so well known crazy clumpy crusty pieces of stuff stuck to your butt!
You love 'em, can't live without 'em, and definitely need 'em! And then you eat 'em!! ๐๐
Today, I cannot wait to nosh on my new butt-crusts!!! Yea, buddy!! ๐ฑ
when you poop but can still feel leftover crusty shit on your asshole
"Did you just pick out some of your doodoo crust?"
"Yea..."
One who shapes, or 'slaps', a piece of dough into the base of a pizza.
The Crust Technician was the one who made sure your pizza was the correct size and shape.