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Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.
Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.
A small mischevious rodent who enjoys getting in your business. Commonly lives under door mats. Main adversary; house cat.
damn, my house is infested with door rats again. i hate when this happens.
"he totes slammed my baby door!"
"my baby door was knocked off its hinges last night!"
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Its like "the door is right there, leave now" and "read the room" together. So just read the room and leave.
Person 1:"I didn't do anything to her other than say her dress looked like a Hefty's garbage bag, everyone did give me a nasty look once she left the room crying though."
Person 2:"Read the Door."
credits go to yasmine (cyladasia)
When some stupid mother fucker says the most goddamn stupid bullshit in history that they need to exit the premises and shut the absolute fuck up.
"Ex Girl: Hey, Can we date again?
You: Bitch, the door."
The down low entrance for a booty call.
Don't ring the bell, come in the skank door.
U.S. Army Airborne slang for the phenomenon in which one has to shit so badly it could blow at any moment.
Having 'Jumpers in the door' is an emergency situation usually characterized by a frantic race to the toilet, and in which if a bathroom facility is not located immediately a huge mess in one's underwear could occur.
The actual phrase is coined after a chalk of U.S. Army paratroopers awaiting the green light during an Airborne operation, so they may exit the aircraft -- particularly the number 1 jumper who is waiting directly in front of the door for the light to change.
The civilian equivalent of this expression are, Turtlehead poking our, or TTF - Turd Touching Fabric
Dude #1, "Hey man, why are you walking like that? Where are you going in such a hurry??"
Dude #2, "Can't talk right now bro, got Jumpers in the door.."