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glove salad

An accumulation of gloves often found at a jobsite during the cold season. They are typically found scattered around the baseboard heaters in the breakroom. Assortment of gloves is key as many workers use a variety of low quality gloves bought in bulk.

Jim: Holy shit look at all these gloves!

Aaron: It's like a glove salad.

by Billricksteveralphpeter April 8, 2009


rat glove

When someone has no gloves during the cold winter season, they use a rat to keep their hands warm by shoving their hand up a rat’s anus, usually resulting in the death of the rat.

Did you see Jimmy? Poor kid has to use a Rat Glove just to keep his hands from falling off.

by Dragontbone January 18, 2019


Clapham Glove

(noun)

A Clapham Glove is often used to defend the male from notorious Sexually Transmitted Diseases often caught in Clapham following a Hinge or Tinder date. These diseases can include; Relationships, Second Dates and Clap.

The male should always be equipped with their own "Clapham Glove"

"Oh no, Jack is going on a Hinge date tonight, I hope he has packed an extra Clapham Glove"

by ClaphamGloveSS December 13, 2020


tainted glove

A used condom.

---Last night, in the dark, I stepped barefoot on my tainted glove, thrown carelessly upon the floor and forgotten about in the postcoital confusion.

---Eww.

by palabrajot October 10, 2010


curry glove

a washing up glove full of left over curry if u know what i mean.

yum a curry glove

by kadabah October 10, 2020


glove nugget

a little/big ball of latex in an exam glove or ..any other latex product

"Kaley puts on her bubblegum scented latex exam gloves and is suddenly annoyed and distracted by the massive glove nugget in the right index finger slot..."

by sugarglitter bomb & the bee ge November 3, 2009

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Union gloves

A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.

It was cold outside, so I shoved my hands in my union gloves

by nyjyrk September 30, 2010

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