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Someone who gets really involved in a job and lives for the weekend
Guy 1: Hey, shall we go see Transformers on Tuesday night? That new, admittedly horse-like replacement for Megan Fox will be adequate for me to part with my cash to see that sub-standard movie
Guy 2: Yeah man, I'll invite Tim, I always enjoy his witty and insightful comments
Guy 3: He has to work on weekdays. He's a job douche now.
To receive and or perform oral sex behind a Panera Bread Restaurant.
Only true friends perform Panera Jobs!
A vague act supposedly similar to a BJ, although thought to be very violent and vigorous... exact definition can be decided by provider and receiver. Only available for Toms.
"Did you hear about tom?"
"He got a tom job didn't he?!... what actually is it?"
...."you've heard of sodomy?"
When a person curls their lips over their teeth while performing a blow job. This results in less irritation to the penis from teeth chafing but causes the performer to resemble a turtle.
Fred: Man, my dick is so raw from my girlfriends terrible blow job last night.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.
To receive a hand job from an individual that has a medical condition resulting in the shaking action of their hands. A shaker job is able to drive the receiver to the point of climax without the need for any motion other than the shaking itself. Shaker jobs are most common from geriatrics or from individual's suffering from substance withdrawal.
Example 1: Grandpa still enjoys getting a handy from Grandma. Her shaky old hands allow for the best Shaker Job.
Example 2: Frank picked up the local crack whore on the way home for a quick handy. He was hoping she would be going through withdrawal so that he could get a good old fashioned Shaker Job.
The act of a very horny male/female seeking out their partners work building, and in a sexual manner, blowing it up. ( usually using c4 explosives. ) when the building collapses the partner finds their sex buddy and performs a ludwig von striceand.
I am feeling SO horny, and i have some extra dynamite lying around... hey jill, wanna blow job?
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A job you take knowing that it isn't long term. Often due to an emergency situation where you know your losing your current job. It provides a paycheck while you take your time looking for a better job.
Starbucks was totally a rebound job, I was minutes from getting fired and needed something fast!
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