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in the closet with the light on

When someone is homosexual but for whatever reason will not tell others and often pretend to be straight, though it is obvious to everyone around them they are not be straight due to social cues and stereotypical ways of dressing or acting around those of the same sex. Though they may be in the closet, it is obvious to everyone as the light in the closet gives away their presence within the otherwise dark walls of denial.

Observer 1:"Hey did you see the way she was flirting with all of those girls at the softball game yesterday?"
Observer 2: "Yeah I guess but doesn't she consider herself straight?"
Observer 1: "I'm not too sure about that, I'd say she is in the closet with the light on."

Example 2: Kristen Stewart.

by Melcor May 20, 2014

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


yellow light

a traffic light that stands for "FLOOR IT"

the light turned yellow, so i floored that bitch and sped through the intersection

by King Dumbfuck August 12, 2004

176๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Light Year

1. The distance light travels in one year, or approximately 5.88 trillion miles.

2. A figure of speech meaning very advanced.

1. The nearest star is about 4 light years away, and our galaxy is about 100,000 light years across.

2. If alien's exist, chances are they're light years ahead of us in technology.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

64๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


bud light

piss water.

Guy 1: Hey can you pass me a bud light?

Guy 2: Oh you mean a piss water? sure!

by budlightispee October 23, 2011

285๐Ÿ‘ 79๐Ÿ‘Ž


Light Yagami

a cocky character from the anime/manga Death Note who thinks he is a fucking God just because he has the Death Note. He kills criminals and eats potato chips in a badass way. Homosexuality is transferred to him because of his last name being spelled backward Imagay

Oh my god Light Yagami is such a jerk
I know right

by by:Shema Deutsch's worshipper October 9, 2018

121๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


light the lamp

When a hockey player scores a goal.
Refers to the red goal light that goes on when a goal is scored.

Johnny: Hey dagger, way to light the lamp last shift.
Dagger: Thanks, johnny.

by Briceps February 9, 2011

33๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


light kinnies

god complex.

"light kinnies scare me..."

by bakibakiniore__ June 19, 2021