Marketing Jizz

Marketing Jizz is the informational spin (load) on a product that is ejaculated by a company and whole heartedly swallowed by the public (and sometimes the media) without doing one oz. of due-diligence.

BJ: The cell phone company I use, Verizattsprintt-mobile, says their new phone, The Motodroidamous Iphoney will never need charging because it uses a nuclear battery and my bill will never exceed the $9.95 per month as their advertisement states. I'm signing up now!!

Gnomeo: Fine, BJ. Go wait in line with all the others who swallowed that marketing jizz and get your phone. I'll believe it when I see it.

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marketing monkey

n. A person who works in sales or marketing. Generally connotes a person lacking detailed knowledge of the product they are selling. As a result they promise nonexistent features to customers or are ignorant of existing features.

"I can't believe those marketing monkeys told the customers the new model has a built-in toaster oven!"

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Black Market

A gathering of black people who are selling drugs to friends and each other.

My house was a black market yesterday when all of Ypsilanti, a largly black community, was piled in my kitchen and living room selling, trading, and using.

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stock market

The lottery for rich people. Evil Republicans think we should put all of our retirement money into it. That way, we can work until we're 90 years old, because the stock market sucks up your money and doesn't give any back.

Putting Social Security into the stock market would be like taking your entire life savings to Las Vegas.

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stock market

the fastest way to lose money

John: I tried my hands at stock market today.
Jane: That explains missing money from our account.

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market camper

(n) one who constantly watches market updates from an Earth:2025 server, whether by creating scripts that enable the automatic visualizations of market updates, or refreshing a standard, graphic HTML browser on the market page; in the hopes to find military units, volatile goods, or technologal advances at inexpensive prices

NukEvil is a master market camper. He has a newsbot that gathers market updates from a server.

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Farmer's Market

A term referring to the highly deviant sexual practice of blowing snot from both nostrils onto a partner's anus(This style of phlegm ejection commonly being called a farmer blow) and then using the resulting mess for lubrication during anal sex.

It was allergy season, and he was out of lube anyway, so Jason decided to go for the Farmer's Market.

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