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A play on words between restraining and rizz, a popular slang for ability to pick up women or men.
Commonly used as a slang for people who have extreme amounts of rizz, or rizzing types of person or in ways that are downright illegal and criminal
“Damn bro, you need a rizztraining order”
“Give bro a rizztraining order what is he doing 💀”
When you text your ex with good news that would beneifit both of you and he or she replies back with "Im gettin a restraining order"
So i texted my ex to work on clearing up a loan we had together and she threatened a "Textsraining Order" for texting her
A Rachel is a Westbrook Prostitute that is given compensation for sexual work. This term "Ordering a Rachel" has been around since the $3 Deweys that would be ordered when the Ship would dock in Portland Maine in the 1700's.
I just got paid and I'm gonna head to Westbrook to Order a Rachel.
I ordered a Rachel and now I have an itch on my you know what.
Money comes and goes, but if you fall in love with the Rachel you ordered, it's lost money!
The sailors used this one in the old Navy days and still do. Before you go off for a long, lonely voyage, get yourself a tall jar and fill it completely with earthworms. When you get lonely, open the jar and fuck away. The earthworms will provide some slithery stimulation, and your protein load will keep them nicely fed and alive.
Nothin better than a "Captins Orders" on a lonely cruise.
Someone who takes more than 5 min ordering at a drive thru even tho it's a fast food place and all the menus are basically the same.
There was a car in front of me at the drive thru being an order-Tard and took forever.
The Order: 1886 is a video game on the Playstation 4 released on February 20th, 2015. The game is infamous for being full of QtEs and being extremely short.
Guy #1: Hey bro, I just got a copy of The Order: 1886
Guy #2: Cool, can I borrow it after you're done.
When you're in a relationship but hook up with someone who you wanted, pursued, craved or desired prior to your current relationship but for whatever reason couldn't consummate. Any "unfinished" sexual activity also qualifies.
I wasn't cheating! That was back ordered pussy.
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