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Creator of the famous skateboard mag known as "Thrasher Magazine" which also support antichrist for no good reason...just because it sounds cool.
Dude we when we were at PHX. AM I saw Jake Phelps.
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The hottest piece of man in the pool.
He's a complete boss, probably known as the greatest swimmer in history.
I have a feeling the pool heats up when Michael Phelps dives in.
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Daughter of Fred Phelps, the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church. Located in Topeka, Kansas, it has a congregation of less than 100 members. Of these members, roughly 80% are family members.
Although claiming to be Christians, these bible thumpers focus on hateful preaching. They have a website called godhatesfags.com They travel to the funerals of soilders killed in Iraq and protest. Without the slightest bit of concern for the grieving families. Carrying signs and chanting slogans such as "Thank God for dead soilders", "God Hates You", "God Hates America", "Thank God for 9-11"
If Shirely Phelps Roper came to a funeral of one of my family members to chant and celebrate, she would leave in a body bag.
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1.(n, proper, technically) A member of the Westboro Baptist Church in Topeka, Kansas. It is the spawn of the church's founder, Fred Phelps. This she-devil is often seen at or near the funerals of Iraq War victims, and LGBTs who died of AIDS, sporting large, colorful signs stating "God Hates Fags" and so on. Like her father, she believes that everything bad that happens to any American citizen or the country is because of the lack of federal persecution of gays and lesbos.
It should be noted that she is forbidden entry into the United Kingdom or any of its territories.
Shirley Phelps-Roper is evil. Anyone who disrespects the dead, regardless of who they had sex with while they were alive, is an asshole and should burn in hell.
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Michael Phelps Syndrome, or MPS for short, is an affliction whereby females mistakenly believe that a male is attractive based on his accomplishments or social status, despite his hideous appearance.
For the male version of MPS, see Miley Cyrus Syndrome.
Jenna: Wow, Michael Phelps is so hot.
Jane: No, you're just blinded his eight gold medals.
Jenna: But he's so cute.
Jane: Are you kidding? He looks like a retarded fish. You've clearly got Michael Phelps Syndrome.
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Evil minion to Satan that is said to thank god for dead soldiers in belief that they die for gay marriage. This She devil is often seen picketing funerals of dead gays or soldiers who died in Afghanistan or Iraq in the past and present. Shirley also believes that the Virginia Tech massacre, actual quote, is 'awesome.' She was actually sued once for picketing a soldiers funeral but was found innocent due to the 1st amendment. During protests, onlookers and counter protesters would throw garbage at her and her fellow protesters which actually hit a kid once. Not only is this women, or thing, spreading hatred, she's also putting children at risk for harm. The protests even caused Bush to pass a law banning funeral pickets within 300ft. Also, she is considered one of the many people banned from entering the United Kingdom.
When Shirley Phelps Roper dies, it'll be most likely her funeral will be picketed by hundreds of people and her grave will probably be used to take a shit.
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I'm so high I'm about to go on the Michael Phelps' diet