To lay a fresh poo in the hands and proceed to masturbate with the poo as lubricant.
I was sitting in the airport bathroom giving myself a hot robbie
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a) a joke that is only funny to the one who is telling it.
b) jokes that cause akward silence, until someone says that it was a robby joke, causing laughter.
c) humorous statement that has bad timing causing everyone to look around at each other to see if anyone finds humor in what was just said.
Steve: dude, emily, your mom is so hot.
Kevin: she is hotter than hot pockets out of the microwave! hahahahahaha
Steve: ...dude, no robby jokes. those are gay.
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A small, furry creature. Usually goes unwashed from the time it sprouts untill the day it dies. Can usually be found hiding on the underside of a chin. Several of these beards have become very infamouse... in one case staring its own blogring.
"Holy shit Tom! What is that thing eating Robbie's head."
-Mick
"Oh, that's just Robbie's beard."
-Tom
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When a male party-goer waits until females at the party are drunk to make his move, especially when the other males are too intoxicated to realize what is happening
Friend 1:"Yo I heard you were pullin' a robby Last night"
Friend 2:"Yea, and the drunk bitties made me make out with Frank"
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PHWOAR~! Only the sexiest man alive~! Age 33 (as of 13th Feb 2007) and absolutely gorgey~! Songs of his that spring to mind include.. SEXED UP, COME UNDONE, FEEL, SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL... etc.
Me to Robbie Williams:
Come Undone and let me Feel Something Beautiful, Rob...
I'm so Sexed Up, and i'll have No Regrets, if you Let Me Entertain You tonight, Angel... I'll make you a Better Man.
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An actor who fucked Daniel Radcliffe when playing Fagrid in the Whorry/Harry Potter movies.
He also played Fagrid as a sex educator.
Robbie Cuntrane as Fagrid was always teaching Harry about sex and making out with him.
A sexy man from turriff his speciality is making good quotes like "if there age is on the clock there ready for my cock"