To tee-shirt

To jump and lift the shirt up over an unsuspecting person and to then hug tight to the chest without letting go. It can be a jackass move or a romantic move.

-Dude.
-What?
-I'm going to tee-shirt my girlfriend after class.
-Why? I already did it for you.

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Shirt Kid

very fat children who swim in t-shirts at the pool because they are insecure about their fatness. usually boys

tom: i was a shirt kid when i was little
sara: i could of guessed that

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Work Shirt

A code term used by men when refering to condoms in public places or around women.

Bill: "What are we going to Walmart for?"
Mike : " I have to get some Work Shirts, Marla is dirty, I dont want to get any thing when I fuck her tonight"

Bill "Sounds good, I should get some Work Shirts too"
Mike: "You can't catch anything from your hand Bill"

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T Shirt

A shirt in the shape of a T

Person: "I just bought a shirt in the shape of a T. I think it is a t shirt. What do you think?"

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Half-Shirt

1/32 oz of Cocaine or Crystal meth,One half of a Teener/ Tee shirt.

I need 50 bucks for that half-shirt homie.

Ol' Girl still owes me for that half-shirt.

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Shirt Pull

The comforting action of pinching a shirt slightly above the belly button area, extending the arm and quickly releasing. This action is done subconsciously by many to provide a euphoric feeling of comfort and relief. The shirt-pull has gone mildly unnoticed for several years but spotting a shirt-pull has now become a national pastime as many have discovered the delight and joy of identifying

somebody mid-shirtpull.
*When correctly identifying a shirt-pull, it is crucial to "chalk-one-up", in order to correctly keep a mental tally.

"Hahahaha buddy over there just shirt pulled!"
"Dude did you see that monstrous shirt pull?"
Man, the other day I was -shirt pull- ...
Bootler looooves shirtpulling

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shirt dress

n.

The same thing as a tall tee. Using this word to describe this type of shirt puts emphasis on how much it looks like a dress.

"Dude, look at that goofy chump wearing that shirt dress acting all gangsta. My girlfriend has the same one in green."

"Yeah, I can see his vagina when he wears it while riding a bike."

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