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sword fighting

Two men playing with their penis together for sexual pleasure

Rubbing and slapping both penins in a sword fighting fashion

by DOM1985 February 8, 2020


vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.

Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword

by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb March 23, 2016


swords and Stones

Much like the act of two men 'playing swords' which is the act of two men peeing in the same toilet at the same time. Swords and Stones refers to the act of two men, one peeing, one pooping, in to the same toilet at the same time.

Brother #1 has to take a poop, brother #2 has to pee, there is only one toilet and neither brother can hold it. The brothers decide to play Swords and Stones.

by JeffersonM April 11, 2013


Flying Sword

A way to Troll in League of Legends. It means you have a Flying Sword as an icon in LoL.

Me: Hey, Are you a Flying Sword.
You: Whats that supposed to mean?
Me: Google it.

by Trigus September 3, 2012


french sword

A baguette

I want to have a duel with a French sword in the bread aisle!

by Sharika November 20, 2015


Swords out

1) A phrase announcing to a group of men that it would be an ideal time to expose their penises.

2) An expression to indicate someone is going to give a task their full energy and attention.

"Look at that bus of nuns! Swords out, fellas!"

"Yeah I'm really gonna go swords out on this quarterly report."

by Sofa Professor August 26, 2014

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Pink sword

A dogs penis.

The young pup unsheathed his pink sword at the dismay of the Pup-stress.

by Johnny best December 2, 2019