there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont

A nerd joke. The irony of this is the code 10 is more or less meaningless. the code for two is 00110010 or 011101000111011101101111.

01001001 01110100 00100111 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101111 01101101 01110000 01101100 01100101 01110100 01100101 01101100 01111001 00100000 01110111 01110010 01101111 01101110 01100111 00101100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 01110011 00100000 01100011 01101100 01100001 01110011 01110011 01111001 00100000 01101111 01101110 00100000 01110100 00101101 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110100 01110011. heheh. there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who dont.

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shrelp those nars nars bro brah

Can refer to doing any activity on any object. Originally a drunken text message on New Year's Eve.

Shrelp those nars nars bro brah. - OR - Those nars nars aren't going to shrelp themselves.

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Show me how those big tits fart!!!

Common saying in Los Angeles,CA as well as New York City,NY. Sometimes often heard in parts of Oregon as well as Texas. When a person utters this phrase, they refer to a women`s breasts and wants said woman to show, well...how those big tits fart. This can be said as an insult, but is most commonly expressed as a compliment.

Originally said by Tom Segura on the podcast "Your Moms House" or simply YMS.

Man:Hey girl. You got big ass titties. How about you show me how those big tits fart!!!
Woman:These big titties? Come closer boy so you can smell these titty farts!!!

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Those berries aren't getting any fresher.

When a group of four boys and one girl watch the uninvited and realize that the best line out of the movie was when a random balding older man screamed "THOSE BERRIES AREN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER."

"Night Drew. Those berries aren't getting any fresher."

"Night Jared, those berries AREN'T getting any fresher"

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I said, you look fat in those pants!

An effective rebuttal used by a man who has just been denied dancing privileges with the woman of his choice in a noisy club.

Man (yelling over the music): "DO YOU WANT TO DANCE?"
Woman (with a disgusted look on her face): "Not a chance!"

Man: "WHAT? NO. I SAID, YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"

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You'll go blind if you keep playing with those

A saying utilizing the aged myth that young boys will go blind if they masturbate too frequently.

This myth was created simply to discourage such behavior in adolescent children.

Guy 1: "I swear, that porn video is so hot I've beat the meat to it at least five times today."

Guy 2: "You know you'll go blind if you keep playing with those."

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For Those About to Roquefort We Salute You Burger

A burger that comes with Roquefort cheese

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the For Those About to Roquefort We Salute You Burger, you should try it!"

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