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(1) adj - situation whereupon a FEMALES is undeniably at the mercy of her boyfriend & usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.
Jane's cock-tied by Tom, so she probably won't be joining us.
Bill cock-ties all his girlfriends.
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When you have to sleep with a sleep apnea mask, and during the night you roll over onto your tubes and flatten them so you don’t get your air anymore. This results in being very tiered and embarrassed in the morning.
Man… I am really falling asleep today. I rolled over and Tube Tied myself last night.
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tis chillin is just a word to say thats cool, thats cold, or this is awesome. it started when i was at a school in coppell TX, the phrase was a spur of the moment type of deal, but then it just became a wide-spread thing.
if a freind invites u play a game on a 52-inch plasma, and you really think it's cool. you'd say, "tis chillin"
or if a room is cold, youd say, "tis chillin in here"
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ti;dr means, Too ignorant, don't reply. It was spawned when the number of illiterate fags proliferated on the internet. In other words, it is the anti tl;dr.
OP : -insert valid point-
Failure: tl;dr <--- Omg illiteracy, so cool.
OP: ... ti;dr
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Pasties in the form of mini business ties. Be classy while doin' the nasty.
Guy 1:"Dude, my girlfriend dressed up as a secretary for my birthday. But while she was riding me all I could concentrate on were these little mini ties swaying from her nipples."
Guy 2: "Oh man, sounds like Tit-ties. Your girl's all about class. She's a keeper dude."
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the first album comin out from Fort Minor
hey hav u heard of The Rising Tied?
yea it supposed to be FREAKIN AWESUM
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When a dick is so big your tongue has no where to go.
Jace was so blessed down there I was tongue tied the whole time.
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