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HOOF NUMBER

The number on a horses hoof in a burning witch fire.

Burning horses hoof numbers is illigal in a witch fire.

by VINCENT JOHNSON October 23, 2007


cleft hoof

the vaginal lips, similar to camel toe.

"those leggings are showing her cleft hoof"

by 2 smoking reels March 23, 2010


shit hoof

Smelly foot or fucked up looking feet

Get your shit hoofs off my couch

by Shit hoofs July 12, 2019


Hoof and Woof

Another term for the childhood illness; foot in mouth disease that is typically passed from child to child in daycare settings.

Just got a call from my kids doctor. My kid caught a case of the hoof and woof from that nasty daycare.

by sheepdog1 October 20, 2021


Down Hoof

Down hoof is like Down syndrome but only pigs can get it. look at Penelope sitting there with her Mohawk standing and her mouth half ajar. she def has down hoof.

Penelope, with her distinctive Mohawk and slightly open mouth, exhibits traits that might be likened to a condition unique to pigs, similar in name to Down syndrome but specific to her species. Down hoof is linked to one known pig “Penelope” although scientist believe more pigs are affected.

by J.Vicidomine June 13, 2024


human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020


to hoof it

To walk for an extended period of time. Synonym to "trek".

If you want to come over, you're going to have to hoof it. I can't give you a ride.

by Peter Crawford February 20, 2014