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there is a literal wall of pakis and asians terrorising canadian democracy and swinging the vote. that's what ive seen and im not wrong?
how do i get past the wall of pakis and asians blocking both exits?
#democracypeoplenottyranny
Waki Paki Wednesday, is a day in the week in which, 1. a pakistani person creates and up-roar in a Major department store.
"It must be waki paki wednesday, that paki is crazy bout them camel skinned chaps."
"Did you smell that?"
"What?"
"That fuckin curry smell"
"MUST BE WAKI PAKI WEDNESDAY!!"
"I cant wait until WAKI PAKI WEDNESDAY"
Who is working tonight???
Oh snap it is that paki, Must be wacky packi Wednesday, get ready for some curry.
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When a paki has relatives who are ginger and then develops ginger hairs on themselves.
Christopher : Oh no , Alan ! I have found a ginger hair in my pubic region! Take a look hunny.
Alan: Must be The Paki Ginger Gene! EID MUBBARICK PAKI!
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V. When you kiss your hand and slap someone in the face, thus conveying the kiss through physical pain.
GUY1: Peter was dared to kiss Adam, so he Paki Pimp Slapped him!
GUY2: Everybody hates Adam, what a shame
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An area where a lot of asians, most especially indians or pakistani people reside.
This area is dominated by these asians and other people from a separate race are rarely found there.
Often they continue traits that are found in the country that they come from and buy and sell food and clothes that would be found in the country that they come from.
I went to Southall yesterday, you know that indo-paki area,
got some pretty exotic fruits from there though.
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Write very badly every conceivable message, including wannabe-professional e-mails sent to customers. Usually following lousy grammar rules, making use of all the acronyms a 13-yrs. old girl may have learned on ICQ, and the abbreviations needed when SMS-ing friends.
One wonders if spell checkers are banned in Pakistan and India. But again, it might be a clever plan to fool spam filters.
However, it is not only a matter of grammar, also of form: normally all missives start with three or four sentences enquiring about the good health of the recipient, have about one central sentence which conveys the message (or not), and end with another four-five sentences of salutation (again). These latter lines mostly appeal to some deity the recipient is supposed to believe in.
Corollary: the same e-mail may be written in less than five words, saving you and them more time.
From personal records, slightly shortened:
"Dear Mr. Xyzzy Wyzzy,
we hope to find u and ur family in good health, an that ur fine an Egregious company is doing well. I would like to write to you about a SERIOUS business ofer that we r very sure will be of great interest to you, if God allows.
We offer our support services to track sending shipments to country name through teh sea. We manage all steps of shipment including confronting with harbour authoritis and expediting papers.
Plz cntact us back ASAP. We very much like to do business with u regarding . May God watch upon You.
Dr. PhD. Mr. Ah. MD. Name
Executive Manager Director to Sales and Director of Customer Support Service"
Me: "Oh no, another one spelling like a Paki. Trash the email without reading it."
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Dude 1: Woah that's a paki girl
Dude 2: I heard she knows pacman, her king
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