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1) verb - to kick a girl as hard as you can in her vagina
2) noun - When Putin punts.
George: I totally putin-punted my ex gf last night! Ted: DUDE, LOL.
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an expression of when you take a phat shit
Man: What did you do
Other Man: I just became Vladimir Putin and nuked the toilet
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God-Emperor Putin to the likes of you.
Peter Drury: Now here's Vladimir Putin, the God-Emperor himself. He shoots... and he scores! How did he score from outside the stadium?
Gary Neville: There's never been a better player, even though he's never played football and is usually far too busy leading our civilisation towards an uncertain fate.
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me
Okay, without any jokes, It's the current dictator i mean president of russia.
i am Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin, aka satan
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The Ejaculate of a homeless person.
I'll Put an extra dollar in that cup if you sqirt me with your Pan Handlers Putin.
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When your ranga friend rocks up at school with the fresh cut and he looks like a Russian and you call him a gay Russian
Ohhh look there’s Chris
“Vladimir Putin fuckin where’s the vodka”
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A former President of the United States who was kicked out of the office for sexual terms with members of the white house. Vladimir was also the 1st-25th President of the United States. He was also the first human to exist along with Donald J Trump and Kim Jong Un. Now they all live together as one big happy gay family.
Person 1: Hey look, Vladimir Putin is dancing to Rasputin
Vladimir: Come dance with me
Person 1: That´s gay
Vladimir: No it isn´t
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