shit ton

A general term for a huge amount of action. Not to be confused with a tonne of shit, or a lot of stuff, rather it's used in context of taking action.

"In order to get me back he would have to prove it"
"What would he have to do?"
"A shit ton"

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A Butt Ton

A value of measurement relating to the mass of Nicki Minaj, Iggy Azalea, and Kim Kardashian's Asses combined.

"Man the universe is a butt ton bigger than me!"

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ton yondur

over there, yonder

Yar, been milking them ther cows ton yondur milk shed

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crap ton

2,000 tons or 4,000,000 lb

That ship weighs 30 crap tons

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shit ton

Roughly 2000 times the normal amount of what you are describing. Usually used in exaggeration.

"Hey, I got a shit ton of beer in the car guys, can I get some help?"

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shit ton

A whole shit load

Dude, theres a shit load of Vj in here. (Check def. for VJ)

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fen-ton

Used to describe the act of repeatedly missing or cancelling appointments.

I know I cancelled the meeting three times already but I am gonna have to Fen-ton this meeting.

Man 1: I knew he wouldnt make it today.

Man 2: Yep.....told you he would fen-ton.

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