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The end-all be-all phrase that has the power to end any verbal argument. Once spoken, your opponent will be so much in awe that he will quietly back away.
Brendan: Glass isn't a true solid.
Devin: Your moms a true solid. And so was the dump I took on her chest.
Brendan: ::backs away slowly::
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When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
When someone you trust uses their close personal connection to you (and their quick wit and resourcefulness) to deprive you of the few remaining items that bring you joy and dip.
Her: She took all your Jenga Blocks and left!
You: Oh, c'mon, it was just my chromebook and all of my friends, forever! haha!
"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"
Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
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Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG
MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN
NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog
AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
code for "check out the slut"
as stated by Angela from The Office
Mark: haha looks like someone took the slow train from Philly
Dave: oh i know, do you see that skirt?
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