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When a male/female places a lit match in their partners prolapsed anus.
After our aggressive butt sex session I gave her a rosebud torch.
When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle
Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit
A butane lighter that no longer works due to uneccesary disassembling & reassembling.
I burnt my mustache on the stove lighting my tin foil because Matt tried to fix my working tweaky torch
When you're at the circle jerk and everyone changes from the right hand to the left (or vice versa)
A Paul Bunyan sat down next to me but thankfully there was a Passing the Olympic Torch
Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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In WW2, Operation Torch was in the Autumn on 1942 when the Allies landed on occupied French colonies in North Africa and advancing rapidly until they met the Tunisian and Libyan holdouts of the Axis, it took them a couple of weeks to overrun the German and Italian defenses and the remaining troops failed to evacuate, leading to the surrender of the African campaign
Operation Torch along with Operation Uranus was the turning point of WW2
The Tiny Torches is the best band to ever play. Created in 2017, The Tiny Torches surpassed all other groups in overall talent, knowledge, ambition, and universal mastery in a matter of weeks. The Tiny Torches are an unmatchable group sent directly from the gods.
"Hey man have you heard of The Tiny Torches?"
"No."
"Fuck you."