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Turkish beatwank

The act of being tied up by a Turkish man and having him beat you up then jerk your off until you’re out of semen

Fuck that bro I ain’t going to Turkey if I go some creepy old man will give me a Turkish beatwank

by Dan V and Nicky g January 4, 2021


Turkish Curry

when a woman eats yoghurt and biscuits and holds it in for a few days. Then you drink laxative and let rip in your partners mouth. The soggy diarrhoea mixed with the lumpy biscuits will feel like a tikka masala.

Friend: "Wanna go for a curry?"
You: "Nah, I just done the Turkish Curry with my bae"

by Your nan and her cat October 13, 2020


turkish cavewoman

When the male is on their back and a woman is giving him a blowjob. The male then gathers the woman's hair on top of her head, and pulls her head off of his cock and puts her into cowgirl position.

Jillian had the perfect legth hair for Gregorio to perfectly execute the Turkish Cavewoman in all of it's glory.

by Slip N Slide November 11, 2018


Turkish carvery

Alternative term for a doner kebab.

First coined on a Thursday night out in Southampton during the summer of 2021.

Makes the post-sesh migration to grab food sound more classy when you're going to get some 'carvery'.

Rupert: Fancy a bit of Turkish carvery after this round?

Charlie: Totally down for that!

by Wherefore art thou Casio? July 16, 2021


turkish girls

turkish girls are honesty so sexy huge ass and huge tits can dance bro they are so sexy you should get yourself a turkish girl hottest mfs out there they are leng as fuck so sexy bro nice eyes and sexy hair

yo she’s leng

yeah she’s a turkish girls that’s why

by stfubro December 20, 2022


Turkish Exchange

when you encounter something or someone you had seen once, long ago, that you had never expected to see again in your life.

Dude, I drew a dick on a dollar bill last year, and look at what that cashier just gave me! It's a total Turkish exchange man!

by martinthewarrior January 24, 2012


Turkish Mustache

When you get played for a pickle by a tranny when you go to eat them out and you end up with balls on your lip

Duuuuuuude she totally gave me a Turkish Mustache last night

by jeff medrala February 5, 2020