Random
Source Code
Random
When all day definitions for UD pop into your head
Guy: Doc, I think I'm sick
Doc: What do you have?
Guy: Urbandictionary disease
Doc: That's bad, smoke some weed
4👍 6👎
When someone uses urbandictionary.com in an attempt to get their name (or friends name) added without knowing this is against the rules.
I tried to add "Drew Fakename" to urban dictionary! I am urbandictionary cancer.
2👍 4👎
People who take their time to edit out all the stupid definitions like name definitions or stupid blabber.
Bob: Wow, Urbandictionary editors sure are awesome.
6👍 23👎
These people's are real assholes because they never react quickly except for is the fourm useless and he react with 'just like me' in a second, and they never work with looking through the ToS violation definitions(like sex content and name definitions)
The end of this website is near
The dictionary is too damn miserable for people doing "sex content" and name definitions because these helpers won't even do their job
Fuck the community and urbandictionary helpers
2👍 4👎
Massive thundercunts who won't take anything that seems mildly offensive. Yet they also approve the weirdest shit that doesn't belong.
Fuck, I bet that they take this one to embarrass me. Urbandictionary editors are assholes.
1👍 4👎
When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.
63👍 2👎
When you don't know what a slang means, and therefore must urbandictionary it.
whore: and then he donkey punched me!
*confusion*
thinks to self: I better urbandictionary dat shit!
29👍 4👎