What's wrong with you

Do you say the right things at the perfect time
Do you wear the right clothes and wait patiently in line
Is that what makes you think I think you'll be alright
If I ask one more question

will you pretend not to mind

What's wrong with you
What's wrong
Tell me
What's wrong with you

You wear an until your all alone
Even in your own house you don't really feel at home
Your relatives say they like you
And tell you how much you've grown
But if you hang around too long they start to bitch and moan
Like this

All your friends seem to take everything
They never come over when they know
When they know you've got nothing
When you look in the mirror hanging there on your wall
Do you ever wonder why you have friends at all?

What's wrong with you
(Laughter)
What's wrong
That'll be eighty-five dollars, please
(Laughter)
What's wrong?

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L Retard, What Are You Saying

A term that is used when one is making zero sense, and you must prove the point to them that you cannot understand them.

insert person rambling nonsense
L Retard, What Are You Saying? I Can’t Understand You, You Slimy, Dripping Garbage Bag.

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what you no good

A) A question that asks what one has been up to.
B) A question that asks how one is feeling.

Meaning A:
W: What you no good?
K: Not much, just chillin'.

Meaning B:
W: What you no good?
K: I ain't so good cos I got real bad gas from all them sodas.

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What you be gettin into ?

A phrase well used in cleveland when a male wants to know a females sexual past.

dude: “ So what you be gettin into ??”

girl: “ i get a lil freaky “ or i’m innocent”

What have you done for me lately

Said to someone when they used to provide very helpful things, but no longer do

You used to give me great things, but -
What have you done for me lately?

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What you see is what you get.

It is shorthand for 'I may not be perfect, but I'll be making no efforts to improve, so be warned', in the same way that people used to say 'take me as you find me'

Guy 1: Dude, I fucked that chick that I met off of Facebook last night after seeing her hot pics.

Guy 2: Were her tits as big in person?

Guy 1: Hell yeah. What you see is what you get.

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what you need

80's slang for cocaine

"That guy deals weed, speed and what you need!"

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