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Groupies that are skinny and hang out at BBQ joints in hopes of finding married men, brisket, and free rolls.
Did you see that wagon wheeler yesterday, she looks like she could use a chopped beef sandwich and a good time...lol
Adopted lowlife, commiting life to love with their keyboard over friends and/or family
Adam: Hey dom come outside
Dom: no im shagging holly
Adam: Dont be such a Jayden wheeler
A person who jerks of to gay porn and licks used condoms
Typically drinks cum and smells like anal
Dad: Nikolas Wheeler, stop licking my condoms
Nikolas Wheeler: Please, dad I'm horny
Getting a rim job on an atv that someone else is driving
"Bill is she getting a four wheeler?"
"God damn it woman"
Ian Wheeler is the greatest man to ever walk the earth. He's tall (exactly 5'11.7) , sexy, kind, caring, hilarious, snuggly and a great boyfriend.
Despite being a part of a VERY long-distance relationship, he and his girlfriend are possibly the most romantic couple on earth, with affectionate names for each other e.g. "Wheelie Bin", "Wefe (yes, Wefe)".
Although he doesn't like to admit it, he is perfect. He proves this trait with his great taste of music.
He and his girlfriend Zara have decided to call their 1st kid Johnny after Johnny Cash, and Ian can't wait to become a Dad (even though Zara isn't even pregnant). Ian constantly talks about how much he loves Zara, and how he wants to have a life with her. And now, I, Zara, need to ask Ian a question...Will you marry me?
Zara: Ian Wheeler, will you marry me?