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A Diet Coke, an espresso, and a water.
Al: Welcome to Al’s Bar. What can I get for you?
Nancy: I’ll have a Willy Wide Special please.
Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
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Part of the Internet that is accessible to the general public by subscribing to Internet Service Providers (ISP).
Abbreviated to www.
My mother use AOL to access the World Wide Web.
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Sending the same generic sexually suggestive text message to multiple women at once. Aforementioned women are generally of questionable morals.
Drunk Male by way of text: "Yoo, whats up sexy?"
Female Reponder by way of text "Casting a wide net are we? how many other women were copied on this text?"
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The inability to determine the difference between people who understand and people who do not understand the pressure applied to one's liver in comparison to the need to demonstrate the ability to remain vertical while supporting a wizards staff constructed of aluminum shame.
That dude is Dave Wide drunk...2 more beers and he'll be trying to remember back when he was Tamara Wide drunk...
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An oxymoron that described a piece of information, theory or idea that despite being repeated frequently, quoted in the media, and known to practically everyone you ask in the street, is still false or misleading. Often used to describe theories in popular science that may have little or no valid evidence to back them up ( A fact that has not been proved is like a virgin who has intercourse, so the phrase is contradictory.)
From the quote by Professor Hubert Farnsworth ( Character in Futurama ) describing an old wives tale
Immunizations cause autism - It's a widely believed fact!
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Referring to a girl to dance with legs spread and her genitals toward the male.
"I told my girl to bust it wide open and bring it back when we were dancin."
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