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The only games console with a melting point below room temperature
person 1: My Xbox 360 melted yesterday
person 2: Was it in a room?
person 1: Yes
person 2: That'll be why then
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One of the leading causes for male & female relationships
Jenny: Hey baby do you want to go out tonight?
Bob: No thanks I gotta play Xbox 360 all night with more of my xbox nerd friends, but we can have sex later.
Jenny: UGH
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A system released by Microsoft to attempt to get them a lot more money. Although the system is cheaper then the PS3 you actually end up spending double the cost of a PS3 in full since you have to buy all of the things a PS3 would come with standard.
Person 1: Haha I saved a lot of money buying my Xbox 360 compared to your PS3
Person 2: No you didn't. You went out and bought over 500 dollars worth of accessories for your Xbox 360 that my PS3 comes with standard.
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the best advertising campaign for the ps4 ever made.
the xbox one is a complete flop.
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Someone you play xbox live with everyday for hours. During that time you have very deep conversations that you would not have with anybody else.
Cant wait for Cody to get on, hes my xbox boyfriend.
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the newest turd that microsoft shit out of thier asses.it makes the wii u look like a masterpiece. it is the one way to multitask. it is also nightquil. this is also so big that i will need to remodel my house to fit it through my front door. it is the new definition of shit.it is also full of fat cardinals.
i just took a xbox one in the bathroom. it might be a little stinky.please turn on the fan.
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The Xbox One is when, during intercourse, the male party member takes a bag of Doritos and a Bottle of MtDew and empties them on the female partner as he climaxes.
Jeremy- I gave Sarah The Xbox One last night
Phil- Duuude! No way!
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